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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

GNR 3.03 - Still The Main Quest

RANSOM NOTE

AS STATED ABOVE, THIS IS A NOTE DECLARING RANSOM. WE HAVE YET TO OBTAIN A SPECIFIC PHYSICAL ITEM OF YOURS TO DEMAND MONEY FOR, BUT IN DUE TIME, WE WILL DETERMINE AN OBJECT OR PERSON OR ANIMAL THAT YOU HAVE A  SUBSTANTIAL EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO AND DEMAND FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FOR ITS SAFE RETURN. THINGS WE HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT RANSOMING:

1) THE THIRD PART IN GNR'S DISCUSSION OF THE MAIN QUEST
2) RYAN'S SENSE OF HUMOR, THOUGH THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY APPARENT VALUE
3) KEVIN'S BATMAN TATTOO. AGAIN, NO APPARENT VALUE. WE ARE GRASPING FOR STRAWS
4) JACOB'S...

Okay, you know what? Nevermind. This whole thing just isn't going to work out.

*calls out to boys*

Pack it up boys! This one's got nothing.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

GNR 3.02 - More Main-Questiness

Ghoul 1: Hey Ghoul 2! You got any idea what this week's Galaxy News Radio episode is about?
Ghoul 2: *unintelligible babble*
Ghoul 1: Our three sterling hosts delve deeper into the main question, discuss the futility of settlements, and read a two year old email?!? You don't say!
Ghoul 2: *unintelligible babble*
Ghoul 1: What?!?! Little Jimmy is stuck in a well?? But how'd he get out of his cage in the basement?
Ghoul 2: *slightly intelligible babble, but babble nonetheless*
Ghoul 1: That little rascal. And to think, we almost ate him along with his parents! Ahh, Those were simpler times. It's a good life Ghoul 2. A damn good life.
*Ghoul 2 slips his arm around Ghoul 1 as they fondly reminisce about the past*

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